gravity seems 2be the only thing that’s holding me

abby, 21 y/o with a few issues. just here to love pups and obsess over tv

im hot

H ard to love
O bnoxious
T errible

Jul 02, 2020

remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life

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Jul 02, 2020

nightprophet:

*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

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Jul 02, 2020

snapzone:

all other bugs: hi
ticks: i fucking love giving people lyme disease

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Jul 02, 2020

thebootydiaries:

Person: what’s wrong?
Me: nothing…
Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

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